You were killing and pillaging a village and a witch offered you a magical cape that will allow you to harness the power to conjure the dead so you accepted it but in return had to sacrifice 99 Asian baby souls...so you did. And now you use the souls of the undead to be your music making zombie slaves. But the Asian baby souls cursed you and now you are damned to make quizzes just to keep yourself busy.
Or that's why I would've named myself Caped Bandit anyway.
welshassassin
it remined you of a childhood movie charecter/ movied name?
wyldfyre1
hahah thats actually kinda close! hmmm.. lets see what others have to say.